The Queens Noise and the Government

LET WORD G O OUT WITH EVERY HORSE.....!!!

Today was the day, and much blessed it be too my lord, that the workers and peasants of Great Britain sat agape as her Royal Highness, Elizabeth Saxe Coburg Gotha, sat upon her throne drenched in robes and with her Divine noggin weighed down by a great crown of worms and raw meat and read through the political programme drawn up by HRH Government, the Conservative Liberal coalition.

And lo even as the huddled masses scratched their bums for their terrible itching, a progamme of a thousand cuts (which Doctors agree will rejuvenate even the most ailing of populations) was announced. As the trumpets of the press sounded the news a million wailing voices screamed out that those who believeth in the double-dip will also know that Our Lord God has decided to dippeth us twice for our own sake, and 'twas also the Labour Party's fault, and the Lord will have his vengenth and then his dinnereth sometime afterwardth. 'Twill be beef as he chooseth it.

The loyal workers and peasants all nodded in their wisdom on hearing of the caring attack and pitched their emtpy gruel bowls into the fire, safe in her Majestys secure bosom that the sweet milk of royal approval will leaketh much into their mouths and satiate the hunger that will not ever under any circumstances result from the actions of our monads government, for work and food. For now is guaranteed: always plenty and plenty of jails!

Long live the ants, and the alien insects and their feeble minds and frail bones!

(Published by decree)

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